The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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