official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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