last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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