Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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