haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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