Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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