Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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