Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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