Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
