Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
