I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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