I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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