Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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