I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
