Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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