i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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