I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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