dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
you never un-have a 4some
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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