I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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