I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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