don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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