I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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