try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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