i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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