Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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