We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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