Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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