I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
its liver damage thursday
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
