I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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