This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
