he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do herpes really smell.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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