I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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