His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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