thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
