I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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