i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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