think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Barsexuality is the new black.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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