I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sorry about my life...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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