This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
