They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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