4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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