Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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