She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The power of my boobs compel you
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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