so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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