We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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