I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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