Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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