Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
