I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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