I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
