Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
