do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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